The Fly

Fly Swatting

Good morning everybody – Week 3 This week I worked at reviving the ancient and hitherto lost martial art of fly swatting. The sport lost favour during the Pea Beau/Mortein era but, in recent times, there has been a call to bring it back. Supermarkets (last time I looked) are stocking swats. The beauty of […]

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Impressionism Tutorial

Lockdown at Gallery One

Day 1: Gallery One closure: early practice lock-down drill at Gallery One. Tick! Everything in the Gallery safe and secure. A whisker could not breach our defences! Went out to water the plants. Wind blew. Door shut. Locked itself. Let me draw you a new picture of Mitcham Village: the crows are loud and stroppy […]

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